xerindooleyx:

looking for some 5sos blogs to follow, so like this post or message me and i will follow you?:)

• Me; I'm going to marry Ed Sheeran and when I do he's going to sing to me every day and night.
• Mum; *gives me weird look* thought you were marrying Harry Styles
• Me; oh I am. And Luke and Michael from 5sos and Matt Smith, oh and let's not forget Dan oh and Caspar Lee oh yeah nom
• Mum; so you're going to marry each for like two years and end up with Harry at the end?
• Me; no I'm going to marry them at the same time be like those men with loads of wife's!
• Mum; so you're going to be a slut then?
• Me; yup. Gonna be a sluuttt.
• Mum; at least you won't have bills or money to worry about. I'll have a house though.